Why do you cluck, sir?
You look like a duck, sir.
Is that what you wish you could be?
Then why do you cluck, sir?
And look like a duck, sir?
I’m just commenting on what I see.
Is it fun to cluck, sir?
And look like a duck, sir?
For I’ve noticed that you seem to enjoy
The look of a duck, sir,
And the sound of a cluck, sir,
That you so often do employ.
I do not understand, sir.
For I believe you are a man, sir.
But there is one thing that baffles me.
Why do you cluck, sir?
And look like a duck, sir?
I’m just commenting on what I see.
